Saturday, August 12, 2006

The Training Procedures

"He exhorted them with an uplifted staff. "Look operative, you guys! Command Program Sark will explain the training procedures.'"
pg. 67

Yes, we must look operative. Lay down your staff. No need to exhort. We are operators. We operate. That's what we do. For a delicate operation, you need operators who can operate. We know all about The Training Procedures. We are well versed. First, we duck their heads in the water bucket. Then, we bring in the attack dogs. After the flogging comes a light brunch: slices of honey dew and cottage cheese. And that's how you learn how to ride a bicycle.



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Should The City of Toronto change its name to The City of Trononto?
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2 Comments:

At 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about just Tronto? The name has too many damn O's as it is.

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger Gillian said...

Or how about Tronno? That's pretty much how we all pronounce it anyway.

 

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