Monday, May 22, 2006

Thoughtlessness



"He fell and fell, completely disoriented, amazed nearly to the point of thoughtlessness, absorbing all that he saw."
--pg. 57

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

The Golden Age of Gaming


"Far from the Game Grid, the boy turned to the girl, mortified at the ease with which she'd won. 'Lemme play you again?' He figured he had her technique analyzed now, and was positive that he could beat her this time.
She shrugged; she sort of liked him, and enjoyed sharking him. 'Yeah, if you've got another quarter.' Into the video game went the coin, where it joined millions upon millions of others earned by the programs. They and their playing fields, the videogames, were one of the most popular entertainment innovations in history."
--pg. 9

Apparently the 1982 Tron Video Game (ah, the Golden Age of Gaming) made more money than the actual movie. I guarantee that the 1982 Tron Video Game made more money than Tron A Novel by Brain Daley based on a Screenplay by Steven Lisberger Story by Steven Lisberger and Bonnie MacBird. I don't have the actual facts and figures at my fingertips, but if you contact the Walt Disney Corporation I'm sure they'd be happy to answer any of your Tron-related questions:

Walt Disney Co.
500 South Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521
Phone: 818-560-1000
Fax: 818-560-1930
Web Site: http://www.disney.go.com

AND NOW (drum roll, please, Maestro) PRESENTING FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE, AN ACTUAL FIELD RECORDING OF THE 1982 TRON VIDEO GAME!

Just follow the link to CoinOpVideogames.com!

Half-Sneer/Half-Man



"Alan arched his back, stiff from the ride to the arcade and hours at his terminal. He gazed through the blinds at the arcade. 'The best programmer ENCOM ever saw,' Alan half-sneered, 'and he ends up playing space cowboy in some sleazy back room.'"
--pg. 44

Half-sneered? Is the sneer half empty, or is it half full? If you half-sneer, what's the other half? Half-sneer/half-laugh? Half-sneer/half-sob? Half-sneer/half-smirk? Is a half-sneer even possible? Even if you're only sneering a little bit, aren't you still sneering? Take snoring, for example. If you're snoring a little bit, you're still snoring. Can one equate sneering and snoring? Can one sneer in one's sleep? Can one attach special glue-coated 'nonsneer' strips to one's lips in an effort to prevent sleep-sneering?

TV Announcer (looking grave)
Sleep Sneering. The Number One Problem Facing Our Nation today. We'll Tell You How To Combat It Right After These Messages.

CUT TO:

Young Jimmy being chastised by his Mother.

"Don't you sneer at me, young man."
"Aw, Ma! I ain't sneerin'. This here's a half-sneer."
Ma glowers (a full glower) down at Jimmy. "Oh, so? We'll see about that!"
Ma rummages through a kitchen drawer, brings out the Sneer Spectrometer and takes a measurement of Jimmy's face.
"Aha! Just as I suspected! According to the Sneer Spectrometer your face is engaged in a 65% sneer-- well above the 50% threshold. Go to your room, young man!"

Would a Space Cowboy sneer? What's he got to sneer about? He's floating around in space, wrangling asteroids, oversized white Stetson perched on top of his space suit helmet. Is he riding a space horse? Yes: a mechanized robotic horse that shoots out orange-red flames from its jets as it gallops across the cosmos.

The Space Cowboy, ironically, has a sleazy front room in his home back on
Earth.
"Hey, how are ya, c'mon in. Sorry it's so sleazy in here. C'mon to the back room-- it's exquisite. We're talkin' Antique Mahogany Armchairs and a gilded chandelier. This chandelier here, well... it's made of discounted Christmas lights stuck inside sawed-off Coors cans. Yeah, it's pretty sleazy."

A gilded chandelier. Now that's nothing to sneer at, half-way or otherwise.